The Most Awkward Lapdance Songs in the History of Music

I saw this topic on an A.V. Club Message Board and figured I could take a stab at it.

Here we go:

"Dear Mama" by 2Pac Shakur

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something (this is actually just a horrible song to accompany anything, but it has a particularly heinous effect on my libido)

"You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman (off of the Toy Story Soundtrack. However "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" by Elton John for The Lion King is one of the absolute best songs to get a lapdance to. Weird.)

"Brick" by Ben Folds Five

"The Monorail Song" from The Simpsons

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by Authors Unknown

"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

"Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" by Green Day

"Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls (off the City of Angels Soundtrack)

"Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton

"Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

"Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones

"Witch Doctor" by Alvin and the Chipmunks

"Candle in the Wind '97" by Elton John

"We Didn't Start the Fire" by William Joel

"Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley

"That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne Warwick and Friends

"What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens

"O-o-h Child" by The Five Stairsteps

"La Bamba" by Richie Valens

"Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce Srpingsteen

"Fire and Rain" by James Taylor

"End of the Road" by Boyz II Men

"All My Life" by KC and Jojo

"Under Pressure" by Queen with David Bowie

"Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum

"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants

"Just a Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock

"Cars" by Gary Numan

"Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera

Please add additional suggestions in the comments section.