Psychological Experiment #1: I Rank All The Candies For Sale At The 7-11 Below My Office While Listening to Fugazi

I took inventory of most of the candies at 7-11 yesterday during my lunch break. I decided to rank them while listening to Fugazi. The rankings go from most awesome to least awesome. In about a month, I will rank them while listening to Vampire Weekend and will track the changes. My theory is that listening to Fugazi makes me hate fruity things and that listening to Vampire weekend will make the fruity things jump to the top of the list. It's all very scientific, so forgive me if I don't dumb it down too much. If you run or manage a scientific or medical journal and would like to publish my study, please leave your contact information in the comments section of this article and I will instruct my psychological research assistants to get back to you in short order. If you own a candy company and would like to discuss the reason for your placement on the list, please contact the head of my candy research team via the comments section below. If you are a musician currently playing in Vampire Weekend and/or Fugazi and would like to play for the author of this blog at his Labor Day Barbapalooza BBQ Party, please leave your contact and agency information in the comments section. The Powerhouses Snickers with Almonds

Kit Kat

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - Elvis Edition with Banana

Peanut M&M's

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Hershey's Chocolate Bar with Amonds

Twizzlers

Snickers

Haribo Gummi Bears

Starburst

Butterfinger

Reese's Pieces

Reese Sticks

Take 5

Peanut Butter Take 5 Tier 2

Sour Straws

Kit Kat Big Kat

Sour Patch Kids

Peanut Butter M&M's

Plain M&M's

Heath Bar

Payday

Twix

Nutrageous

Twix Peanut Butter

Whoppers

Hershey S'mores

Nestle Crunch

Fastbreak

Chunky

Skor

Chocolate Covered Payday

Charelston Chew

Whatchamcallit

Skittles

Dark Chocolate Snickers

Hershey's Chocolate Bar

Dark Chocolate M&M's The Bastard Candies

Baby Ruth

3 Musketeers

Mars

Milky Way

Hershey's White Chocolate Bar

Almond Joy

Mounds

Rolo's

Caremelo

Hershey's Kisses

Jujy Fruits

York Peppermint Patty

Jujubees My conclusion is this: It's best not to try to do things when listening to Fugazi.