How would you like it? Well Done.

How we got started:

P:what you got on your grill?
M:mainly chicken.

P:chicken is for people who can't make up their mind. It's the vodka tonic of the culinary world.

M: Who is the chicken of the Indie World?
P: Vampire Weekend.



If Music was Food....
coldplay and u2 are the chicken of the non indie music universe
nickelback is the undercooked chicken ridden with salmonella
kid rock is the fatty part of a salisbury steak - not the actual steak, but the gristle
Creed is the arby's.... you can actually get creed and nickelback as a two for two beef and cheddar
foo fighters are the pork chops
radioheaad is the big mac:you like it, even though you shouldnt because everyone likes it
can kid rock be the mcrib?
Tegan and Sara are an Oreo mcflurry
the raconteurs are In n' Out Burger....the usual food, but done way better than everyone elsecould spoon is chicken
tokyo police club are the pinkberry
death cab is seared ahi...a little better, but totally played out
The national are a decadent dessert you eat off a naked lover
Apples in stereo are ethiopian food
Mychemical romance is a slim jim
The pixies are black cod in a miso glaze
the talking heads are breakfst for dinner
mars volta are korean food. You wanna like it, you're supposed to like it, but just not that great....
andrew bird is succulent lobster
Queens of the Stone Age are red lobster
MGMT is the applebee's
black rebel motorcycle club is the burger joint on the corner
brian jonestown massacre is the tofurkey
green day is fridays at the airport
dan deacon is the corndog
postal service is tea and scones when it's raining
ghostland observeatory are the thundercloud subs...fucking amazing but you dont want them to expand outside of austin
rilo kiley is a tuna roll
mates of state is a turkey sandwich with avocado and mustard
french kicks are spaghetti and meatballs
ryan adams is taco bell. Sounds like a good idea but dissappoints EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Justice is subway, hot chip is quiznos. chromeo just sucks.
LCD soundsystem are the chipotle
fujiya and miyagi are the freebirds
presidents of the usa are smoothies
Britney spears is the chicken stuffed stix that rotate on metal logs at 7-11
avril lavigne is the sweaty hot dog rotating
good charlotte is the nacho at 7-11; pete wentz is the chili topping
eminem is the cheeseburger bite
the donnas are the hot dogs on hollywood at 2:30 am wrapped in bacon with onions and jalapenos
we are scientists are hummus and pita
arcade fire are indian. Good and satisfying, but absolutely no fun.
Sheryl Crow is funyons
TV on the Radio is a philly cheese steak
thievery corporation is shwarma
tom waits is jambalaya
the verve is chicken noodle soup
REM are english muffins. weird and not very necessary
pearl jam, coincidentally are like jam- sticky and reminds you of the past...
alice in chains is the peanut butter
nirvana is the bread holding that Grunge sandwich together
Dave matthews is now tuna casserole...something that seems dated, weird, and totally undesirable- Jack Johnson is the tuna salad. John Mayer ist he Hamburger Helper. Ben Harper is the Tuna Noodle Helper.
beatles are pizza, stones are mac and cheese
stones are one note but beatles change from day to day
the monkees are the craft mac and
bruce springsteen is stoufers french bread pizza cause he burns the roof of your mouth EVERY GODDAMN TIME!
bon jovi is the ramen noodle soup- chicken flavored.



P: albums come out on tuesdays...the wed or thursday before an album comes out, we each write a review based on our preconcieved notions, then teh type of food we EXPECT it to be. Then on tuesday or a couple days after, we write an actual review and the food the album is.

P:we can talk about our meals and compare them to.....wait for it....BANDS-SO IT WORKS BOTH WAYS
"this cracker tastes like natalie merchant's solo work